Sunday, March 27, 2011

Duke Nukem Is All Out of Bubblegum

And while he goes to the 7-11 to get some more, Duke Nukem Forever has been delayed another month until June 14.

Conspiracy Corner:

We all know this game has been "in development" for 14 years now.

I think enough evidence has accumulated for us to face a chilling possibility: Duke Nukem Forever was, in fact, released 14 years ago. It's not a video game so much as a codename for a contest between developers and publishers to see how long they can promise to deliver a nonexistent game before the public rises up and chain guns their offices.

Think about it. We're through the looking glass here, people.

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