Video Game Quote of the Day

It’s very frustrating because in life, if somebody drops a cinder block on your head, a cowboy hat shouldn’t save you. This game loses all credibility because it’s not real.
—Kevin Smith on Angry Birds (SModcast 161)

I hadn’t thought of analyzing Angry Birds in terms of realism and story. Maybe that’s the key to breaking my addiction.

Come to think of it, why do birds need to use a slingshot to fly? And why can’t they put it closer? I can already feel my addiction slipping away.

Kevin also said (to his wife) “Let me clear just one more level, and then we’ll have sex.”

True that, brother.