That passage put me in mind of this Law & Order: SVU clip that made the Internet rounds late last year:
There you have it. Gamers are obese, unwashed monstrosities who don't even notice when the police knock down their door. (Well, I suppose it's possible that
And what the hell was that game they were playing? Screaming Child Dangling from a Cliff?
More examples after the jump:
Life
"I'm 30 years old, I live with my mother, and I have a Captain Kirk costume in my closet."
Also, evil gamers have to play through ten "levels" of Prince of Persia
CSI: Miami
"Five thousand points, bitch! Add 'em up!"
Well, that's what what you get for playing a vaguely Grand Theft Auto-ish game: stealing maps for some reason and murdering innocent bystanders.
What was the last game you played that used "points" (other than XPs, which is not what they are describing here). I think these writers still see Pac-Man when you say "video game."
Law & Order: SVU again
No embedding for this one, just this link. Go to 9:27 or so.
Vixy Platinum's Underage Wonderstage? I don't think that would fly, even in Second Life. Plus, everyone knows you go there to have sex with furries.
Perhaps I've said too much.
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